This is why I can never diet

Here is why I cannot possibly diet or excercise....

By the way...thank you for all your comments on what to blog next...I will write about them all in time but now... I must bitch and complain... because that is what I do

Here is my day and yes all of you who annoyed me today...be sorry... cause now its public for everyone to know...

I wait and I wait every morning for D3 to go to school because I have to drive her 80 miles per day...and she takes her sweet ass time...so we left late which meant that constant feeling of racing around to get there on time and avoid the POPO because I have an expired inspection sticker...so off I race and I am tired, cold and hungry because I only ate soup last night because I had to take D3 to violin and try desperately to study which I should be doing now instead of blogging.. but i have to let off steam because I could kill someone...so I eat a giant blueberry muffin this morning dripping in butter because Monday is the day of our new diet and I may never have blueberry muffins with butter again...and then my friend calls and we talk about kids and how annoying they are... and then I go to work... which was the highlight of my day...because we eat, we talk, we make fun of bear people....i am annoyed because hubby wants to know our weekend schedule which means he either has something to do and doesnt want to say or he doesnt even have a clue what a ridiculous weekend this is... so I race out of work to go to the doctor who tells me that what I went to complain about is all in my head because there is no evidence of my complaint and I am like well i think its real and she says do you want to come back in 6 weeks and I say yeah and she says are you sure it will the holidays and you will probably be really busy and I am like yeah i'll make time because I am not making it up you stupid midget troll.... then I leave there come home and try once again to get my cell phones renewed...But before i can do that i check my messages and there is a message from my doctor who says call back and when I call back I am on hold because they cant find my chart and they are like you have a urinary tract infection and I am like yeah i told you that when I was there monday and on monday they said well we'll see young lady and we will culture your urine and if it comes back postive then and only then will we give you antibiotics and I am apparently a cipro drug seeker so....the nurse says ok we called in your prescription to the number you gave us and I say i didnt give you a number and she says oh have you ever had prescriptions called in before and i say yeah and she says oh its probably there, call me back if it isnt... and I say... you do know I am allergic to sulfur right and she says ooh let me check... hold hold hold... yes it does say that on your chart...sorry i am new here....so i get off the phone with her andI sign on with online chat at ATT and say hey I am a long time att customer why cant i get the discount and she says those are only for new customers... and i say well i will go be a new customer at Verizon then and she says here call this number they may be able to waive the fee... and so I do but they transfer me 3 times and my phone is beeping and it is D1 and she is sick and so she doesnt want to hear me complain about all this crap... and i am like pick a new phone, I cant get yours i dont know why because its not available in ny now and she is saying ok ... and i say look for a computer too and she is losing her patience with me as nicely as possible but I am like... you know what I have homework and work and laundry and a filthy house and way too much stuff to do...and D4 is throwing dirty tissues at the garbage and missing every time and then the dog is running away with it and eating snotty tissues... and I try to call D2 but she isnt answering so I am getting her a blue phone even though I dont know if thats the color she wants and I have too much on my plate...and sarah palin is all over the news and i just cant stand her face and that she thinks god is opening doors for her to be president...and i am trying to make dinner... which consists of pasta and broccoli because i just dont feel like cooking and I am hungry and I want cake and ice cream and...

that is why I can not possibly diet and when should I exercise?...no not instead of blogging...NOW... should I go now instead of dinner...or instead of homework... or instead of Survivor...or when huh when should I go??? at 5am... and when I am this stressed out should I eat salad... or tofu...or sprouts..no of course not... I should eat candy and cookies and cake and ben and jerrys...and i will until monday...when all hell breaks loose in the basement or should I say us elephants break loose and trample the boxes as we race up the stairs to the call of ...


SALAD??????UUUHHHHHH!!!!